Hate Mail on Global Warming

In response to a recent commentary article on the fraud of global warming, written by H.Ex.+Mar Stephen Mikhael, D.Min - a respected Doctor of Ministry and researcher; Chris Darwin (I mean, Harmon) wrote a response to the editor. His response was very "passionate" and I felt that it should be shared with the readers.

"I just want to say, on behalf of the worlds people that dont have the opportunity to express their beliefs and have to deal with the problem before americans; f*** [edited] this man Stephen Mikhael, D. Min. i sincerely hope he burns in hell and experiences the most painful death."

So, to be even handed, what is his argument? Aside from the fact that I am uncertain as to which worlds in particular he is representing the people of, he cannot seem to make use of the proper word "don't", and he misunderstands that the letter "i" when referring to one's self becomes a pronoun and should be capitalized and he seems to feel that the great nation of the United States of America does not deserve to be recognized as a pronoun. Please, don't blame him, I am sure it is merely a product of the public school system. I thought I would try to help him to address his concerns here in a way that everyone can relate to.

1.) Some worlds and their people may not have access to MSNBC, CNN or CBS. But when they read the Kentucky Lake Times (http://www.kentuckylaketimes.com), they seem to get skewed analysis.

2.) There is a problem before Americans, I am going to have to guess on this one. Polar ice caps are melting, polar bears have forgotten how to swim and cattle flatulation are destroying our world and in the next few years we will all burn in a fiery death because we released too many greenhouse gases into our atmosphere. Is that about right?

3.) Religion and religious leaders who express opinions based on research and scriptural text should, by virtue, die a very painful death and be condemned to hell for expressing any opinion against the liberal agenda and for teaching the word of God.

I sincerely hope I was able to decipher this message for our readers in order to provide the most balanced right-wing news available to our liberal friends on the net.

Next week, I hope to have Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter provide their commentary as well so that we can help more publicly schooled liberals express themselves. We do, after all, consider it a public service and our obligation to those less fortunate.

God Bless America (and the Democrats too)!

KLT - Commentary Editor, Steve Whitmore

Infant found dead in Tennessee dorm

Chattanooga authorities say a newborn child was found in a dormitory room at Tennessee Temple University. The infant was pronounced dead at the hospital later that day.

The infant was found where it had been placed under a blanket in a student's room yesterday at DeMoss hall. Paramedics performed CPR on the newborn but were not successful.

Police have not decided whether or not to pursue charges against the 19-year-old who gave birth.

The school is operated by a Baptist sect.

Woman accused of selling her child

Woman accused of selling her child Pueblo police arrested a woman Tuesday after receiving a tip that she sold her 5-month-old son for money and a down payment on a used Dodge Intrepid.

Nicole Uribe-Lopez, 23, from Mexico, is jailed on a $50,000 bond.

Police say Juan and Irene Lerma bought the baby. They're being held on the same charges. Uribe-Lopez gave birth to her son in Pueblo County, making him a U.S. citizen.

Fake 'Jesus Tomb' may open to public

Israeli officials say they might consider opening the fake tomb discovered by documentary filmmakers for viewing by the public.

Tammi Schneider (as quoted in the Daily Bulletin), a religion professor at Claremont Graduate University and vice president of American Schools of Oriental Research - an archeological association that studies people and cultures of the Near East - says Cameron's argument is circular.

She points out that religion requires a leap of faith and asking someone to believe that Jesus' bones were unearthed would go against the principles of faith.

"If you're going to take that leap of faith to believe, then you have to believe," Schneider said. "If you believe (the documentary), you haven't leapt far enough."

Clergymen in Israel have already been debunking the claims of the filmmakers. The concept behind the fake tomb contradicts the Christian belief that Jesus was resurrected and ascended to heaven. One casket bears the title "Judah, son of Jesus." The story hungry, anti-Christian media began hinting that because of this title, Jesus may have had a son. The documentary also makes this claim, however, the name "Jesus" (Hebrew: "Yeshua") was a popular name during the time, which is often translated as "Joshua".

Stephen Pfann of the University of the Holy Land in Jerusalem said he doubts "that Christians are going to buy into this."

Terrorist targets American base during Cheney visit

In an attempted terrorist Taliban assassination, a suicide bomber attacked the largest American military base in Afghanistan during a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday, killing nearly two dozen people, including an American soldier and contractor, in a large explosion at the front gate.

The terrorist bomber never got close enough to the vice president, who heard a loud boom but said he never felt in any danger.

Today's Quote: Muslim terrorists - coming to a town near you

"Muslim terrorists are obsessed with the idea of killing as many Americans as possible. They wake up thinking about it, they spend their days thinking about it, they go to bed thinking about it, and then they dream about it." (Paul Slansky)

Bias and sabotage: Wikipedia's middle name

According to a report in the Boston Globe, "teachers and college professors are wondering whether they should allow students to cite Wikipedia as a source in term papers, which they are increasingly doing. Given its inherent nature as a work in progress, some wonder whether Wikipedia can ever be a reliable source of information."

The site is commonly known for its prejudicial misinformation, biased article entries by uneducated individuals, "basic juvenile toilet talk", and for its use as a resource for liberal educational institutes and American high schools, including Camden Central High in Benton County, Tennessee. Interviews with four teachers at Central High (who requested anonymity) revealed that they permit their students to quote freely from the inaccurate materials provided by Wikipedia and that some of their lesson plans are based on the site on a regular basis.

The Boston Globe says that questions have been raised about "an Internet phenomenon that some are acclaiming as the future of information. And the issues plaguing the site run deeper than political spin. Wikipedia touts itself as 'the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit,' and it is exactly that quality that is causing problems."

The Boston Globe says: "Two months after a highly publicized attack on the Wikipedia profile of a Tennessee newspaper editor -- in which a prankster falsely implicated him in the murders of President John F. and Senator Robert F. Kennedy -- the new disclosures sharpen a nagging question about Wikipedia: Can it stop sabotage and distortion without losing the freedom and openness that made the reference possible?"

"Wikipedia users don't have to give real names or addresses. Anyone with access to a computer can log in and do mischief. Wikipedia's articles are becoming battlegrounds, pitting writers with biased viewpoints and vandals trying to sabotage entries against a volunteer band of 'Wikipedians' who constantly seek to set the record straight. Aside from sabotage, for many people the big question about Wikipedia is accuracy."

"It's absolutely not trusted, from a faculty point of view," said Gregory Fried, chairman of the philosophy department of Suffolk University. "I don't doubt that it has good articles, but I don't know which are good and which are not."