It seems to have started as a light buzz from the left wingers of the blue states talking about seceding from the union into Canadian territory. They seem to think that they subsidize the red states who in turn take political control.
Again, I agree with my left wing counter-parts, let them secede from the union, we will have a brief civil war in which several blue states will turn red since most of the military control is in the red states anyway.
Since the blue states are the big spenders, this will work well in conjunction with the national healthcare program and a radical move toward a new socialist/communist state to our north and west. The state will fall rapidly as socialist societies tend to do. And since conservative states will limit government back to it's rightful size to provide basic infrastructure and defense, while privatizing most government jobs. We will run a more efficient and libertarian style government. The United States of America, will then come to the aid of the newly named "Nutty North" and it's failed economy (as we always have to do). We will then take back our territory, Canada and probably Mexico (I don't think Fox would object) as well.
This will help us control our borders and we can begin the daunting task of exporting any reaming liberals, socialists, and communists to France, Germany, Russia and anyone else who wants them.
I am growing ever fonder of your leftist ideas, but somehow, I think you will not have the backbone to follow through on your threats.
I will begin a collection for bus tickets, fences and citizenship revocation now, just say the word!
Steve Whitmore
Kentucky Lake Times/National Bulletin, Political Commentator
S.Whitmore@kentuckylaketimes.com
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